A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. –Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
A fool may be known by six things: anger, without cause; speech, without profit; change, without progress; inquiry, without an object; putting trust in a stranger and mistaking foes for friends.
Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment.” -Horace
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. -Mark Twain
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. -Ambrose Bierce
April Fools gone past and you’re the biggest fool at last.- Unknown Author
April noddy’s past and gone, You’re the fool an’ I’m none.- Unknown Author
I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it. -Jack Handey
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of May Day!
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. -Plato
Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it. -Benjamin Franklin
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. -Cynthia Heimel
Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish. -Quintilian
The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself. The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world. -Charles Caleb Colton
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.
April fool’s pregnancy prank would not have succeeded if it wasn’t for your reckless promiscuity.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Today is April food day. Believe nothing and trust no one..Just Like any other day.
Trust no one today,
It’s April 1 – a Fool’s day,
But act just like every day,
And everything will be OK!
Hey, you! Yes, you! It’s your day today. You can be yourself and I know you will do a good job. Happy April Fool’s Day
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
My friend thinks he’s the smartest and feels only an onion can make him cry. So, I just threw a stone at his face and made him realize he was wrong.
You are a gorgeous, amazing, intelligent talented, caring and an understanding person. Smiling? Well, Happy April Fool’s Day!
You definitely cannot touch your elbow with your tongue. Tried doing it? Well, all the idiots would! Happy April Fool’s Day, friend. This day is dedicated just for you!
Hey, buddy! People like you make me realize I am still way more intelligent than many. Thanks :)
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
You are precious to me… I cannot live my life without you even for a minute… You are my life and I can feel you everywhere! Don’t put much pressure on your little brain! I am talking about oxygen.
Somebody misses you every second and wants to meet you as soon as possible. Guess who? Your chimpanzee friend in the zoo…
April Fool’s Day has been cancelled this year. But don’t worry, we will dedicate some other day for you.
Today is the day when the world celebrates the existence of people like you, their personality and views. You are just so lucky!
Listen! Watch the news right now. Aliens have contacted the Earth.
Hey, sorry for informing so late. I am getting married on April 1. All of you are invited.
Happy birthday to you. You were born for this day!
Earth may stop rotating; Birds may stop flying; Candles may stop melting; And hearts may stop beating. But your brain will never start working. 'April Fool Day' was meant just for people like you!
I may forget to wish you on Diwali, Christmas, your marriage anniversary or even birthday; But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on this very special day meant for people like you. Happy April Fool’s Day, buddy!
What is the difference between a wise & a fool? A wise sends a text message and a fool keeps reading them. How many times have you read my messages? Happy April Fool’s Day!
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Happy April Fool’s Day! Here are a few photographs you can put up as your Whatsapp status and wish your friends a Happy April Fool's Day...
I may forget to wish you on your birthday or any other occasion. But I can never forget to wish you- A Happy April Fool’s Day.
If anyone appreciates and praises of you then don’t say anything. Just wish the person Happy April Fool’s Day.
Happy April Fool’s Day. This is your day. So, enjoy to the fullest.
You are beautiful, smart, intelligent, caring. Felt good? Well, Happy April Fool’s Day.
I cannot live without you even for a minute. You keep me alive. So, you are very precious to me. Don’t think too much. I’m just talking about the oxygen. Happy April Fool’s Day.
It needs courage to make fool of yourself. And you always do a good job for it. Happy April Fool’s Day.
April Fool’s Day has been cancelled this year. But don’t worry, we will make dedicate it to some other day for you.
Do you know the difference between a wise and a fool? A wise sends text messages and a fool keeps reading them. Happy April Fool’s Day.
Somebody is missing you today badly and wants to meet you. Guess who? Your chimpanzee friend at the zoo.
You are really NICE, because-
N for nonsense
I for ideas
C for come
E for easily to you.
Happy April Fool’s Day.
